equal opportunity pirates

so i turn on the tv and cartoon network has a scooby doo movie on and the pirate crew in it sure has a lot of ladies in it...it also has some really bad songs in it that seem to want to rip off the pogues. so bad.

also, i saw a guy wearing a gas mask this evening as i was walking down the street. one of the homeless druggies walking past him and his friends at the same time asked him in a super druggie voice "hey, can i try your gas mask on?" i think he got a weird look from the gas masked guy. i shall dub him "mr. tastyface"...the gas masked guy that is, not the druggie.

on a related note, here is an old drawing of a girl with a gas mask:


...top model barbie? wtf are they teaching girls these days?